June 2013
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
- *runs for 10 minutes*
- me: am i skinny yet?
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
- pickup line: i see you're on the internet we have a lot in common
the rabbits in my yard are called rosewallace and jeff and i want them to have babies so i can name another generation of tiny fluffy things
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
